i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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