Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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