I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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