i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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