is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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