Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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