you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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