This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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