Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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