yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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