just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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