if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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