dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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