Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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