the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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