FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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