Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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