It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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