They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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