summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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