Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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