the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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