u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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