I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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