piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I had to cum in my sink.
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