You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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