Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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