I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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