Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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