the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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