why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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