found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am puke
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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