Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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