I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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