Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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