How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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