That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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