He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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