I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My vagina is officially offended.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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