right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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