I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Life is so much better after having sex.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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