We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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