I think my fart just growled at me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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