Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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