I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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