u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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