i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Randomize
