bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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