Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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