Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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