we have pet lesbian snakes
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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