Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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