He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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