not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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