i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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