I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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