it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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